A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

If they remove the froyo it'll make my life a living hell

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393: Reviews of Costco

Shakespeare coined that term hangy downy bits.

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392: Reviews of Shakespeare or Smut

Hyperspermia, which was new to me

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391: Reviews of Smut

Get thee to a gnomery!

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390: Reviews of Shakespeare

Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it.

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389: Reviews of YMCAs

Debbie's getting off on this power trip… as she should

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